oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

opstagler

A man either dating or married to a woman that is way too hot for him and you can not figure out why.

How did Lyle Lovett ever get Julia Roberts? I don't know, but he is the ultimate opstagler.

by The_D0ct0r June 1, 2011

Oosterhout

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville

We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party

by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou July 7, 2010

oops

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to the partner, of causing a pregnancy. This word is used specifically in instances where one partner believes that birth control is intact or being used, while the other has damaged/removed birth control without the knowledge or consent of the first partner, for an ulterior motive such as forcing the partner into a shotgun wedding situation as a means of securing the partner as a mate, or producing a child that the partner does not yet/ever want. This may include but is not limited to intentionally missing the Pill, removing diaphragms, or poking holes in a condom. Although more commonly done by women, men have also engaged in oopsing.
Oopsing involves an obscene abuse and betrayal of the partner's trust, not to mention the objectification of the partner into someone whose plans to remain childless, for whatever reason, no longer matter. Oopsing is thusly one of the most disgusting acts imaginable, and ought to be a prosecutable offence.

'How could you oops your lover? Shame on you for stooping to such betrayal!'

by Child Hatter May 8, 2003

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time

oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that

by i like arham March 15, 2020

Oops Sorry

- Noun.
A man who got caught twice on Dateline NBC.
Most commonly used at Northville High school.

"Damnit David, you tipped over the hookah!"

"Oops Sorry."

by david engerer December 17, 2008

oops I crapped my pants

A popular diaper among the elderly.

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants

by tt February 15, 2003