Oofing

Verb: Shitting onto a mans chest until you cannot see any chest hair anymore then proceeding to douse lighter fluid on said feces and lighting it on fire.

My parents got really kinky and decided to try Oofing, my dad later died from it

by Brown Mann May 4, 2018

Oozing the obvi

Oozing the obvious.
Basically saying something is more than obvious.

You're definitely wearing a push-up!
Your boobs were flat yesterday.
It's totally oozing the obvi.

by Dasshsbee September 5, 2011

oozing hatchet wound

Female genital during that time of the month.

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".

by Adam Smith October 26, 2003

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.

make your own, I'm not typing it again

by X June 13, 2003

oofington

a town where the most oofed people come to live after death...
or my google classroom.👉👈

i live in oofington
or
i teach oofington class in room 15 🍔🤴🦶🥬

by yaaababy February 9, 2021

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

oobing

1. Writing, typing, or speaking backwards to confuse people and to get attention.

1. -.emosewa saw tahT
-Quit oobing dood.

by Ricky February 27, 2004