jizz

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009

Jizz

The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"

Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!

John: I don't care.

by firstratecoup October 3, 2008

jizz

The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.

Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."

by segment b January 20, 2011

jizz

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

by Loudly August 24, 2009

Jizz

Sperm yep u read right its another word for sperm

U got jizz all over my face are man

by Hello my man June 16, 2018

jizz

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz

by Matt Legit M9 July 23, 2009

Jizz

Another word for sperm

if i could jizz i would on cheryl coles tits
but i cant because i have no balls

by bubblym8 May 28, 2010