bang and olufsen

A company who says they "Specialize" in phones and audio. bang and olufsen is known for their enourmous prices and how chic or different their phones are compared to other companies. The only thing you can buy off the online is bang and olufsen's earphones and most of all their other products are secret i guess for now. Their phones start at 700 dollars equally. Talk about high matinence.

Dude! Holy shit is that a bang and olufsen?

Yeah! how did you know?

Because those things suck! they have the worst reception ever!

by Thek4 January 22, 2007

Oafus

An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing

3. Talking properly

4. Any physical activity involving skill

As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.

“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”

by Me and tom April 15, 2019

Oofus skadoofus

A title for someone on par with Jesus himself

Damn I wish I could get as many bitches as ‘Oofus skadoofus’

by Godlikesbigchode632 April 1, 2021

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.

While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.

by Mung August 2, 2003

oofus

deviative of a dufus

John thinks his jokes are funny, he's such an oofus.

by getnback March 18, 2005

Obfusticate

A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.

Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.

by Spanky Magoon March 22, 2009

obfustate

to provide an overwhelming quantity of statistics (often irrelevant and sometimes completely spurious) in response to an enquiry.

a practise often favoured by government spokespersons.

Prime Ministers Questions only provide Mr Brown with further opportunities to demonstrate his criminal capacity to obfustate.

by genericwaz January 19, 2010