like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
by Les Mots September 17, 2023
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old white people

unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
by poopoopeepeedonthetree April 14, 2020
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Old People Day

Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life
Hey gramps it’s old people day let’s go do something
by Conneryjames64 December 05, 2023
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old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
by rwellz April 27, 2024
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Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
by Filthypilgrim February 07, 2021
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 26, 2022
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