cap me off

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

by jimmybomm May 30, 2020

Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.

Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.

by Z-Mo April 9, 2008

piss me off

really angry with something

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?

by farmbeach0510 May 28, 2007

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 4, 2006

suck me off

to give great pleasure with the mouth and tounge in a thrusting motion

jim: "my girlfriend just broke up with me
bob: "then let me suck you off!!"

by mr.happy June 4, 2004

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 9, 2010