Jack jack off off

When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"

"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
by Eric Bloom October 25, 2007
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pants off dance off

Is originally a show from Fuse but is usually used as a way to explain an event thats so awesome it makes you want to take your pants off and dance to the occasion. Thus, "pants off dance off".
Example 1. PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!!

Example 2. Michael's concert is going to be a real pants off dance off.
by Fun on a bun July 25, 2006
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Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
by Eric Bloom October 11, 2007
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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
by Eric Bloom October 25, 2007
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Knock Off

English slang expression which can be used as a noun or a verb:
1 Knock off (noun), an item intended to look like something it is not, such as an expensive watch or designer clothes.
Knock off (verb) can have a number of meanings depending on context:
2 to stop working for a short break;
3 to leave work at the end of the day;
4 to steal or remove;
5 to kill or severely chastise someone;
6 to try to get close to someone for romance or casual sex;
1 That piece of shit isn’t a Rolex, it’s a knock off;
2 Let’s knock off for a cuppa, I’m parched;
3 It’s gone five o’clock, let’s knock off;
4 I’m going to knock off a few pens from the office;
5 They’re going to knock off that fat bastard he’s really pissed them off.
6 I’m going to knock off that bird from HR;
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
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zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
by SDuckMe January 01, 2021
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