Spousal Obligation

The responsibility of having to please (sexually) one's spouse/ girlfriend/ boyfriend even if one is not in the mood.

I have to be home early tonight, I have my spousal obligation which I have been putting off for days.

by OhSoSpecial January 22, 2010

obligatory downvote

No matter how funny, good, intelligent or rare a video/picture/post is, there will always be someone disliking it, and if it's only for the sake of preventing a 'perfect' voting. Also, downvotes arise from jealousy, hate or any other form of secret respect.

person 1: dude check out this video, its a child doing a backflip while making pancakes on the back of an elephant.

person 2: wow thats incredible. *obligatory downvote*

person 1: i cant believe there is actually nobody that dislikes this newsfeed. well, its about a migrated disabled kid that survived cancer and the war.

person 2: *obligatory downvote*

by sbstr October 14, 2011

owling

the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.

person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o

by Stormteddy July 15, 2011

Obligent

Someone bound by ones values and word to oblige by providing service and favors

Word component and origin :
(a) Word components of obligent = oblige + -ent (suffix equivalent to -ant, appearing in nouns of Latin origin)
(b) Origin of oblige (verb) is from Latin obligare (ob + ligare) meaning "to bind, bind up, bandage." In modern English means "to put under obligation."

(c) The suffix -ant produces nouns from verbs. It has the general sense “characterized by or serving in the capacity of” that named by the stem, e.g. consultant = consult + ant = one serving to consult.

My dentist is obligent to me for having created his website.

I am obligent to create your social media plan for you

by Shoumo March 29, 2015

Medulla Pancreas Oblongata

A person, who's brain creates insulin to filter out the influx of mass amounts of useless information. Or, to throw away useless information, now null and void.

Medulla Pancreas that order, the Commander in Chief wants to go for balloons & ice cream after the merry-go-round.

by Battle Royal w/ Cheese September 17, 2003

chinese obligation

An obligation incurred by helping someone, which requires the helper to continue helping. From the old assumption in the West that the Chinese do everything backwards and upside-down(e.g., "Chinese fire drill," "Chinese auction," etc.).

I saved a kitten from a shelter, and now I have this Chinese obligation to raise them.

by Shaviv May 5, 2004

Owling

A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.

Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!

by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011