OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

Oriola

A term for a person whose friends are dorky and pathetic in comparison to the person.

Did you see her friends? They so dorky and pathetic compared to her. She's such an Oriola.

by Pooparkes March 11, 2008

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

Obolo

It's a kind of insult. It means a higher form of an idiot or being absolutely stupid.

They behave like obolos
The new boy in school is an obolo

by Dopesolos February 11, 2020

Oriola

(verb) The consumption of large amounts of popcorn

Oh man, I went to the theatres last night and totally had an oriola.

by Woberta March 10, 2008

Baltimore Orioles

Currently the worst team in baseball, but do have 3 World Series championships.

The Baltimore Orioles won today.

Awesome! First win in a while.

Yeah, they suck,

by BidenSucks January 9, 2021

obsolute

complete and utter destrictuon

person #1: this final will bring the obsolute of my life.

person#2: my life is pretty much obsolute.

by looole December 8, 2009