Obesity

Obesity is something that have existed since 1887.

The obesity vaccine came out in
1926 and the first person who
got the vaccine was Fat Jessy.

Fat Jessy survived obesity.

“How did you survive obesity, Fat Jessy?”
“I took the obesity vaccine and didn’t eat for 45 days. After that I got so skinny”

by Candice Jessy October 27, 2021

Obesity

when a fat large person is over 600 pounds or another phrase for it is “the corbin”.

Damn that guy has obesity, “he has the corbin”.

by 03212950 July 9, 2022

obesity

Jacob dumas.

I am obese, I am Jacob Dumas. I love Culvers. I have obesity.

by v money111 November 21, 2022

Obesity

A unhealthy overweight person

Peter is in denial and can’t come to grips with the fact he suffers from obesity

by Rhauxd July 29, 2023

Obesity

Fat, duh

You've been diagnosed with obesity

by cjster November 1, 2025

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025