guys who eat oatmeal

They eat pussy.

Jessica: josh eats oatmeal

Amy: guys who eat oatmeal ate pussy

by 696969rules June 11, 2023

otamaya

Fire breathing dragon

My mom is such an Otamaya

by DoubleDippedChocolate November 29, 2015

Oatlands

An upper-class leafy inner northern Sydney suburb that caters to the ruling class aka the landlords or business moguls of Parramatta.

We think of large mcMansions, Mercedes-Benz and 24 karat gold boys who go to Kings.

Where's Oatlands?
Pssssht that's the fancy side of Parra.

by poloshirtsrugbyshorts February 7, 2018

otamatard

Cutest hottest and strongest one piece tard u can meet, he gives huge shlong energy and simps for papijoonie

Hey look it’s otamatard’s cute face

by LOWKEY DABABY AND APPZY IS HOT March 10, 2021

Warm Oatmeal Cookie

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.

After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

by Wasthatabear March 18, 2017

1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021

oatmeal

grits for white people

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.

by GMODAMAN July 5, 2010