nuclear aids

Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.

Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.

by Quintagram August 11, 2017

nuclear carl

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

by spkinigiff July 24, 2007

nuclear weapon

There are two versions of nuclear weapons. First, is a fission bomb, which works by blowing apart atoms, and the resulting energy is released. The second is a fusion bomb, which is the opposite of the first, where atoms are smashed together so tightly that energy is released.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs. Tests done at Bikini Atolls were fusion bombs.

by Bitchslap September 8, 2003

Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.

Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Nuclear Assplosion

When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl

Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK

by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012

Nuclear Bomb

The power of God harnessed by the devil.

The world could die in 30 minutes thanks to the nuclear bomb.

by Cakeface January 9, 2008

Crunk Nuclear

Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.

Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.

THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*

by Mercenary X99 November 24, 2011