Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.
Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.
by Quintagram August 11, 2017
Get the nuclear aidsmug. If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.
by spkinigiff July 24, 2007
Get the nuclear carlmug. There are two versions of nuclear weapons. First, is a fission bomb, which works by blowing apart atoms, and the resulting energy is released. The second is a fusion bomb, which is the opposite of the first, where atoms are smashed together so tightly that energy is released.
by Bitchslap September 8, 2003
Get the nuclear weaponmug. Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.
by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016
Get the Nuclear niggermug. When you shit so hard it explodes out, can be shown by many small particles of shit ALL over the toilet bowl
Bob: Jim look at that toilet. Someone mustve had a nuclear assplosion in here!
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
**Jim looks at toilet**
Jim: HOLY FUCK
by dboyfromdahood April 16, 2012
Get the Nuclear Assplosionmug. by Cakeface January 9, 2008
Get the Nuclear Bombmug. by da_man1154 April 26, 2017
Get the Nuclear shitstormmug.