When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 22, 2021
Hypocrisy horse- a person that is self righteous and vociferous in their attitude and is guilty of the same things that they are speaking out against.
I shook my head as she climbed up on her hypocrisy horse, telling me what a slob I am while sitting surrounded by a chaotic mess.
by Monty Shagswell May 20, 2023
“BLM”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
by Bearboi is MAD November 04, 2020
Hypocrisy indicates that pragmatism is greater than nihilism; in other words, that function is greater than form.
by zanderfin May 07, 2020
Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."
by imlukeyboi204 June 29, 2021
To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.
Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
An example of hypocrisy is a college president stating a belief that “without a vibrant commitment to free and open inquiry, a university ceases to be a university,” while simultaneously banning coursework regarding critical race theory, intersectionality and the study of oppression.
by MrsMiriamWebster March 10, 2023