Hypocrisy

When someone says something that contradicts how they act or what they said before.

“BLM”

“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”

“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”

by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:

A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....

by faiyrose January 4, 2024

Hypocrisy

WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! You said the word of the day!!!! I had a thing for hypocrisy primed and ready to go! I've been waiting for a good time to use it (be i would like to use some of these in person) but I guess I'll do it now! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Hym "You want to talk about hypocrisy? I got one for you! Ok! So, for the sake of protecting people's identities, we'll call the first guy 'Tyrone.' Why 'Tyrone?' Because the name is cool and the aesthetic of it pleases me AND it's the black equivalent to a 'Chad' in the redpill community. Tyrone (a black man) was fired from his job at a group home for the disabled for leaving 2 out of the 3 clients unattended for 15-20 minutes while he took the 3rd client to his day program. He was not told that the other 2 clients could not be left alone together and other employees had done the same in the past. On the other hand we have... let's call her 'Kendra (a white girl) the retard fucking whore' was NOT fired for leaving 2 out of 3 of the clients unattended while she rode the big ole' schlonger of the 3rd client (something that the retard had insinuated was happening on several occasions, his room smelled like sex, his blood sugar reacted almost exclusively to her presence, the manager stated that one of the other clients had came to her with an accusation, and I was fired for not reporting them) while the second client would watch and go to his dedicated masterbation room to act out what he saw (something the SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHILE SHE WAS THERE BUT OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE TOLD TO ALLOW HIM TO DO) Is that not a blatant hypocrisy? Not that their race is particularly relevant... or maybe it is. Maybe they're also racist."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022

Hypocrisy

Oh!? What!? Really!?

Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Hypocrisy

A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.

Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Hypocrisy

Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.

He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020