get none

A person that receives no pleasure from any type of organism known to man. They usually are seen in the corner, at the party shuffling their feet as if they are having a good time. No fashion sense and no charm. Usually see around the football field at Marist College.

See that guy raging by himself in the corner? That dude is a get none and a half.

by Merv Dickman November 7, 2010

Nonhandler

A person who might be willing -- but is literally unable due to a total lack of common knowledge -- to carry out the simplest of tasks asked of them. There are people who cannot "handle" basic requests, but a nonhandler goes one step further and describes a state of complete and utter lack of know-how.

I asked Sue if she could just alphabetize the list and e-mail it to Marketing because I didn't have any time, but she didn't know how to sort by alpha using Word. She's such a nonhandler.

by Fyd Syd May 5, 2009

noneckahedron

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck

dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"

by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010

Noney

The lack of having money. Having noney means you have zero dollars to your name (sometimes even a negative amount). A person with "noney" can't even afford free things.

Q: "You wanna come out for drinks tonight?"

A: "I have so much noney that I can't , think I'm staying home for a candlelight, top Ramen dinner, while I bundle up in a blanket."

by Endofcamelsfoot January 13, 2021

nonchalant

Seeming to be coolly unconcerned or indifferent.

-- its ALL good. no drama.none of that.

he broke up with me but im nonchalant.

by drill May 20, 2005

nonentity

1. A person regarded as being of no importance or significance.
2. Nonexistence.
3. Something that does not exist or that exists only in the imagination

1. i am a nonentity
2. It doesn't exist, it's a nonentity!
3. Sorry kid but Santa Claus and the tooth fairy are nonentities.

by coca October 31, 2003

nonhumorous definition

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.

The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

by boosh321 July 23, 2007