homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Fomophobia

The medically diagnosed phobia, in which a patient has a fear of missing out on important events and social gatherings.

Nikki was recently diagnosed with fomophobia

When you check Facebook every 30 seconds

by ELMO120 March 29, 2013

Nomaphobia

The fear of eating in front of people. Usually in front of someone who intimidates you.

I have severe nomaphobia, I couldn't even eat in front of my teacher.

by scaredtoeat97 November 21, 2011

Nudophobia

The fear of nudity or being naked

He wont visit the clothing optional beach as he suffers from nudophobia

by screamingviolet April 29, 2010

comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.

Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.

by zzbet July 20, 2020