Lack of nooki

Lack of nookie is a condition witch involves numous symptoms for example blue balls, aggravation,

Uncontrollable thoughts and feelings of being horny.

Lack of nookie exampl..
My girlfriend's tight with her pussy I think I'm a die of LACK- OF - NOOKIE.

by Codlow February 21, 2018

nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).

The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.

by EJL March 23, 2004

nooking

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.

This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.

by WiddleDik February 25, 2020

urasawa naoki

Brilliant mangaka, one of the best in his field. All his works have serialized or are serializing in Big Comics. He is well known for Yawara! A Fashionable Judo Girl, Happy!, Monster, 20th Century Boys, and Pluto. Monster also has an excellent anime adaptation.

I wish I could meet Urasawa Naoki and congratulate him on all his fine work.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005