Negotiacation

When you and a friend make a solemn pact to do something, but then your friend starts being all lame about it and wants to back out - so they start trying to modify the pact to be easier for them.

Friend 1: "Dude, remember how we agreed to both go skydiving?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, we are all over that bro!"

Friend 1: "Actually, I just peed my pants about that - can't we just play with our GI-JOEs instead?

Friend 2: "What the hell man, stop it with the negotiacation you panty waste!!"

by overlordoftheuniverse May 6, 2012

ngoth

When you repeat yourself but someone doesn’t listen so you say ngoth

Me: Alex where is your dad
Alex: huh
Me: ngoth

by Kawaja July 10, 2022

nigot fager

A term for a homosexual negro, that although sounds like a slur is not considered one. And is used by a person with Tourette’s syndrome.

I ticked and yelled nigot fagor right in front of Chance. He turned and called out to me In a negro hood voice, what you say white boy. I replied, nothing. He says that what I thought bitch. I tick again and say nigot fager as he begins to walk away. He turns and punches me in the face. But I don’t get in trouble as I cant control my Tourette’s. Chance on the other hand gets charged with a hate crime, assault, drug possession for the crack he had in his backpack. He is now facing 8-12 years plus 4 years for being black.

by The 74th dog of g December 29, 2022

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 9, 2013

Negotiatable

A word that Blake made up to piss off his boss, because he left all the fucks he gives in the mountains of Afghanistan. This is a combination of negotiate and debatable

These terms are not negotiatable.

by noffsgiven February 27, 2015

negotiations

Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"

- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

nagot

nagot:
the small sweaty poo covered piece of toilet paper that ends up between your nut sack and anus.
usually created by incorrect wiping, long periods without showers,and or complete lack of personal hygene.
some countries consider the nagot to be a delicacy only to be enjoyed be the upper class.
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I had to walk two miles in the summer sun and ended up with nagot's stuck in my butt hairs.

by Jim Stewart September 2, 2006