City of the rich spoiled children, not the real world, not the real life, don't even try to speak with one of them, they won't even look at you...Know these two spoiled, fucking hot girls ? Nickname : the B... And the D... One of them is French (the B...), kind of rich spoiled over confident girl but REALLY fucking hot...I'm sure Teddy knows her...What's life for B and D (= M...and L...)? Hot week- ends in L.A ( Beverly Hills, of course ),hanging out in the hottest clubs, getting drunked, spending money, LOT OF money, attending the most private and selective universities in the country and OF COURSE, most expensive ones, wearing expensive clothes, driving expensive cars, getting drives in luxury limos, driving ALL men crazy in love with them ( once again, the French one is REALLY hot, she doesn't even look at me...I'm so mad and so jealous...Mike, I hate you, I'm sure you're f... her). Anyway, if you wanna see them and if you get lucky, they are sometimes hanging out in New Canaan ( or they stay in L. huge Mansion )...when they are not in L.A, N.Y.C or Palm Springs...They just have all, money, beauty, Ivy League colleges, they just have the life we're all dreaming of...
by Coke'n May 17, 2007
Yes, New Canaan is home of "The Gang", a group of juniors who actually really just want to keep to themselves and don't give a shit what the rest of the school thinks.
If you have such a problem with the things they say, stop listening since I'm sure they didn't want you there anyway.
by suck it, herewego roms April 04, 2005
candace is the shit and everyone loves her
.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
by There are no hot guys in the sophmore class April 20, 2005
All the teenagers in New Canaan need to find a real place to hang out, besides that run down variety store, Mackenzies. People in New Canaan would never stoop down to being NORMAL and go hang out at the Mobil directly across the street like most teenagers do. No, they need to stand outside a variety store in their pink and green outfits (that don't match, i don't care what anyone says) and act like total asswipes.
Its actually kind of funny to those of us who don't live in the "most dangerous place to drive" in the world. Beware of moms in SUVs that don't know how to drive... they are all over the place in New Canaan. Oh, and make sure you don't hit some moron walking in the middle of the road. People in New Canaan are to good for crosswalks.
Its actually kind of funny to those of us who don't live in the "most dangerous place to drive" in the world. Beware of moms in SUVs that don't know how to drive... they are all over the place in New Canaan. Oh, and make sure you don't hit some moron walking in the middle of the road. People in New Canaan are to good for crosswalks.
by Torri March 06, 2006
by Karl April 05, 2005
by D-Bagers April 07, 2005
A piss-poor excuse for a police department that "serves" the town of Orange Coun - er, New Canaan Connecticut. Due to the absence of any real crime in New Canaan, the responsibilities of the glorious NCPD includes pulling over newly licensed teenagers for 5-10mph speeding and bitching at them like they just committed homicide. It's a real good thing they stuck it to those hardened criminals by putting unnecessary blemishes on their driving records and skyrocketing their parents' insurance premiums. Go New Canaan. The flagship officers of the department often secure the more high-risk calls, such as standing around like dumbasses at school dances and other events, and then make frequent visits to the school parking lot for the rest of the night where they intercept teenagers returning to pick up their cars after having some fun with their friends, question them, and often breathalyze them as they do at the entrance to every school dance.
Even more pitiful than the police who ride around in their cruisers searching for teenagers to harass while they ignore the real threat - braindead trophy wives driving on their cell phones - are the "Bike Patrol Corps." Yes, New Canaan Police have their very own BIKE SQUAD. Consisting of the cops that were too much of an embarrassment even on standard traffic duty, the Bike Patrol cops endure a 2 week training course the police themselves describe as "RIGOROUS" to become bike cops. Requirements for admission to the bike corps include the following...
-The balls to wear short-shorts over your gelatinous, hairy legs
-The ability to ride a bike without training wheels
-Total lack of self-esteem
Even more pitiful than the police who ride around in their cruisers searching for teenagers to harass while they ignore the real threat - braindead trophy wives driving on their cell phones - are the "Bike Patrol Corps." Yes, New Canaan Police have their very own BIKE SQUAD. Consisting of the cops that were too much of an embarrassment even on standard traffic duty, the Bike Patrol cops endure a 2 week training course the police themselves describe as "RIGOROUS" to become bike cops. Requirements for admission to the bike corps include the following...
-The balls to wear short-shorts over your gelatinous, hairy legs
-The ability to ride a bike without training wheels
-Total lack of self-esteem
Guy 1:Hey man, did you hear about New Canaan Police Officer Ferraro?
Guy 2: No, what's up?
Guy 1: He crashed his police cruiser twice while pursuing teenagers who were on foot, so they put him on bike duty. As a bike cop, a couple of teenagers switched the brakes on his bike. He was riding towards an old lady when he tried to slam on his back brake, but because they had been switched he hit the front brake, flipped over and radioed in "officer down."
Guy 2: No, you're kidding.
Guy 1: I shit you not. So, now they've got him on the night shift as bike patrol. If you want to see him, hang around Elm Street between midnight and 5am to catch him on his normal patrol route.
Guy 2: Wow, what a complete and utter disgrace to real police officers and departments everywhere.
Guy 2: No, what's up?
Guy 1: He crashed his police cruiser twice while pursuing teenagers who were on foot, so they put him on bike duty. As a bike cop, a couple of teenagers switched the brakes on his bike. He was riding towards an old lady when he tried to slam on his back brake, but because they had been switched he hit the front brake, flipped over and radioed in "officer down."
Guy 2: No, you're kidding.
Guy 1: I shit you not. So, now they've got him on the night shift as bike patrol. If you want to see him, hang around Elm Street between midnight and 5am to catch him on his normal patrol route.
Guy 2: Wow, what a complete and utter disgrace to real police officers and departments everywhere.
by Breathalyze me captain December 31, 2007