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narcoleptia

An eating disorder--sister to anorexia and bulimia--where people starve themselves. Dissimilar to anorexia, victims of narcoleptia (narcols) choose to sleep when a feeling of hunger arises. Common symptoms include exclamations of exhaustion around breakfast, lunch, snack, and/or dinner time, interchanging the word 'tired' and 'hungry' in conversation, as well as passing out at the sight, smell, or sound of the food network, fresh food, or oven timers.
(1) I think Lauren is a narcol because I talk about food and she starts to snoar :/

(2) "I'm tired, can you make some baked brie?" "Matt!! Do you suffer from Narcoleptia???" :O

(3)"You guys are Narcols!" "David, just because we sleep when you make David's Potatoes, does not mean we have narcoleptia!" >:O
by Laurattid October 5, 2009
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Bar Narcolepsy

Bar Narcolepsy, often shortened to Barcolepsy, is a disorder characterized by a sudden and uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while out drinking with friends. Bar narcolepsy is often triggered by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.

Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.
Friend 1: It's your turn to watch Emily, she has fallen asleep on the couch again.

Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.
by liquidroom July 11, 2011
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narc attack

(narcoleptic attack)
when one gets overwhelmed by sleepiness that they just seem to pass out where ever they are at really inconvenient times. Could be at a party, a movie, a concert, etc
Bro 1: Dude, where the hell were you? You missed my BBQ.
Bro 2: Yo sorry I just had a narc attack real bad, like 4 hours long.

Sista-girl 1: Did you see that hoe narc attack last night?
Sista-girl 2: Hell yeah that bitch been real drunk
by narcmaster69 July 7, 2010
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Narcobilly

Noun referring to a genre of Mexican folk music that lionizes Mexican drug runners and other malcontents, and the antics that set them apart from the rest of society.
Shut that fucking Narcobilly crap off -- it's annoying !
by Alejandro del Barrio August 23, 2011
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narcotta

Narcotics, drugs. Popularized by Ice Cube in NWA, who claimed that the police think that "every nigga is sellin' narcotta".
Searchin my car, lookin for the product, thinkin' every nigga is sellin narcotta." -Ice Cube in "Fuck Tha Police"
by ka74 May 10, 2009
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narconon

NarCONon is a scam run by the Cult of Scientology. They use massive and unsafe doses of Niacin that have been shown to cause organ failure combined with hours on a treadmill and lengthy saunas instead of scientifically supported drug addiction treatment methods.

They insist that using only L. Ron Hubbard's "techniques" and rejecting all empirical science totally makes them not Scientology. They've repeatedly managed to finagle government grants for the nonsense in several countries, invariably leading to major scandals and ending the careers of politicians foolish enough to back them.
"Yeah, my mom sent me to NarCONon. They told me cocaine is stored in your body fat for years after you use it, so you have to sweat it all out. Because, you know, sweating totally cleans out your fat cells, and cocaine is totally fat soluble."

"Dude, NarCONon isn't Narcotics Anonymous. That's "NA". NarCONon is just a front for Scientology."
by Marc Abian November 10, 2013
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Bong Bong Narcos

A politician who uses cocaine
"I heard Bong Bong uses cocaine might as well call him Bong Bong Narcos"
by krunkle unkle January 12, 2022
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