Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

mystical dragonhorse

a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire

i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse

my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.

by mysticdh January 13, 2011

Mystic Beats, Female Voices

A referral to music which combines deep trance rythms (mystic beats) and melodies with a female singer (female voices).

This kind of music is preferably listened to when feeling emotionally down and/or lonely, lying in bed and in some cases may involve having taken emotion re-inforcing medication.

Ide: 'Hey David, what is that music you're playing ?'
David: 'I'm listening to a deep experience of Mystic Beats, Female Voices.'

by Krazaeda February 6, 2012

Mystical Fold

A woman's vaginal area.

"Show me that mystical fold, baby."

by iihmnaili January 15, 2014

mystical thot

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

by Adam the great May 20, 2018

Mystic Lick Down

When you are in downtown Mystic Connecticut and perform oral sex on your partner while gazing into the Mystic River.

Oh look over on the docks, Bill is giving her the Mystic Lick Down.

by Mr. Chuggs November 27, 2021

Mystic Meg

When you are performing Oral sex on a lady and you are rubbing her clit with one hand, With the other hand you reach for your vape device and while having your head between her legs you blow a cloud of vape fog over her pussy making it look mystical!! and continue to rub her clit with the other hand very much like a fortune teller rubbing a crystal ball. And then look up at her and say "I can tell your future...you are going to cum" Hense Mystic Meg

Tonight I will tell you your fortune .. ....... Just call me Mystic Meg

by DaBigG858585 February 24, 2022