child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Myles Turner

A pineapple who can play basketball

Myles Turner is a cool basketball player

by YourPseudoFuckoff June 12, 2018

Myles Riordan

An internet hacker wanted by the FBI for allegedly hacking into the governments database and downloading hundreds of confidential files. He is to be considered "Electronically Armed and Extremely Dangerous Regarding any Contact Over The Internet. The FBI is currently offering a $75,000 prize for information leading to his direct capture. As for now, he was removed from the FBI's wanted list as he was determined dead or untraceable.

Myles Riordan is wanted by the FBI

by Don Cheadle Jr December 6, 2020

myles warren

Myles warren is short and an (interesting) person. He is a teachers pet and is always compared to his jerk sibling.

myles warren is interesting

by Daphninie February 9, 2022

molester van

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.

Look at that molester van by the swing set.

by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

spawn molested

When you are playing a video game and spawn, only to be swarmed by the enemy and immediately killed.

Jesse has spawn molested so many people in video games that he was forced to register as a sex offender.

by nice cream paint job November 2, 2009

molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz

Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?

by Ümbra May 25, 2004