Mowstache

A bushy, elegant mustache being sported by alpha males, usually resulting in females "mowing," also known as hooking-up, with them.

Oh my god Rebecca! Matt, Hank, and Connor's mowstaches are so hot I just want to mow them.

by MowManSlammer October 2, 2018

crimson moustache

Two piece metal/experimental band from Atlanta, GA.

I saw Crimson Moustache play on the moon!

by Jomb January 17, 2008

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.

by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010

Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

by Alsexx February 20, 2009

Dante Mustachio

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"

She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010