Murph

When you fart while sitting in a bathtub, then you eat the bubbles.
Andy murphed while in the tub last Tuesday.
by nevermuphed August 31, 2010
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Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.
"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 02, 2004
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Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed
We all got murphed.
by John Klingerton February 27, 2011
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Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.
I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.
by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005
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murph

verb - Refers to the action of grabbing your niggaz head, pulling it into close proximity of your anus, then ripping a massive and hopefully audible fart; thus, totally rendering your boy completely and utterly shamed.
"Dude, Tommy just got Murphed"
by The Ockie Mofo March 29, 2005
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murph

To bang an incredibly nasty girl. And by nasty, we're talking blue whale size.
Yo did you see that swamp donkey? I know some guy that fucking murfed her!
by je April 02, 2004
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Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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