adj. a person that screws something up
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 23, 2011
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1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
by SunshineAndPudding May 05, 2011
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by in4red September 27, 2006
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a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy
-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
by gdads April 12, 2005
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1) Damn this hoe just got murphed.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
2) Yikes! this hoe is acting a murph
3) Yo I almost just threw up this girl is a straight up murph.
by rockawaygirls February 20, 2012
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When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."
P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
by aahhmm July 29, 2012
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