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Monkey D Garp

Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.
Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?
by Keltonsein July 21, 2023
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reg monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.
by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017
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monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.
Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.
by Brainacles November 15, 2020
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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”
by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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monkey nigga

A monkey nigga is a wild ass, loud ass, no self control ass nigga, who always ruins the moment. Probably ruin the chances of you getting buns cause you brought him along with you to meet some females. (All grown ass women should hate monkey niggas)
by i<3pussy1996 April 1, 2015
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evil monkey

Origination: Family Guy

A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...
by Rockenreno May 31, 2004
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