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Manigation

The internal GPS that Men are born with. It generally takes over when most women are very confused about their sense of direction.
Girl:We are lost lets get our Garmin

Man: Wait my Manigation just kicked in. We need to take a right on Main street then a left and follow for 4 miles then we will be there.
by Bd4m-Dub March 28, 2010
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mancation

An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).
straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.

down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?

straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...
by DavidS October 10, 2006
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medication

A euphemism used by people who do not know it is a euphemism for the drugs they and others take.
Johnny! Pay attention! Have you taken your medication today? (Have you taken your amphetamines today?)
by FooberFoober August 14, 2005
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Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
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Gentile Mutilation

When a non-Jewish man has a circumcision by force, for health, style, fun, sport or conversion.
"I can't believe that Edward is getting circumcised to marry Rachel. It's Gentile mutilation !"

"God is really hung up on the Briss. He mandated that Moses force mass Gentile mutilation of all the Goyim he captured."

"It's true that circumcision protects against a lot of STD's, but the program in Africa is still a case of widespread Gentile mutilation."
by RevDrDK November 14, 2009
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Medication Dropping

Dropping the names of medication people need to be on, or to show off
"Hey man I need my adderall script"
"why must you constanty Medication Dropping"
by jessesmegma May 1, 2010
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Mindcation

First aid for your brain when you've been overloaded from study, work and stress. Requires lots of meditation, yoga, massage, all kinds of pampering, rest and relaxation.
Now that uni is over for the year I'm on a mindcation.
by Chgkuyg;ouy;ou December 5, 2019
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