Multitasking

The act of doing more than one thing at once.
This is an act normally done by women, but some men have been known to do this too.

Multitasking is playing on your PS3, watching M*A*S*H* all on the one Television screen, while you are texting a mate.

by Khrampey March 19, 2010

Multitaskerbating

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.

I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.

by Morone October 6, 2010

multitasking

Public Safety Dispatcher

Multitasking: Handling business phone lines, 9-1-1 calls, police traffic , dispatching fire and ambulance-
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!

by RAMIREZ59 March 21, 2007

multitasking

to do more than 1 thing at a time

put the bag of cheetos on ur head and blow me, so i can watch tv, get head, and eat all at once, now thats multitasking

by andy48066 June 29, 2010

Multitasking

Code for jerking off. Spanking the monkey. To beat your meat.

"Where'd Jonny go?"
"He's multitasking"
"Dude that's fucking nasty"

by Jahead4life July 12, 2009

multitasking

an excuse for not paying attention while wacking off.

Sorry i didn't answer your message, I was busy multitasking.

by Katty p September 21, 2009

multimasker

Someone who filters science through politics or their favorite media. Very judgmental, depending on your number of mask. Tend to lack independent thought due mask supplementation. Are also very obnoxious toward those who want to be left alone. Cannot discern science or aggregates for themselves, but often say "believe the science" . Most likely to wear mask while driving alone or in shower.

While jogging this multitasker CAME TOWARDS me to yell at me that I need to where my mask while drinking water.

I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.

by Captain Condom February 7, 2021