Melphomene Projects

One of the most dangerous housing developments in the U.S.

The Melpomene Project was constructed in 1964. The site was once made up of single and multi-family houses; by the late 1950s the city declared them slums which paved the way for the project. It is the youngest surviving housing project in New Orleans. In 2004-05, half of the development was demolished and renovated after failing to meet the Housing Authority of New Orleans' economic viability guidelines. Subsequently, the demolition of the other half has been put on hold. The complex is commonly referred to be the nickname "Melph".

Man 1 - Aye, did you hear about that shootout in that secondline Uptown?

Man 2 - Yep, it was right by the Melphomene Projects.

by Nola-Boy March 29, 2010

mulchologist

some one is is the master of mulch in every way shape and form

wayne can do anything possable when it comes to mulch from flower beds to even sleeping in it. that man is a mulchologist

aka mulch genius

by BIG DADDY BACON December 29, 2011

mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

mulchen bowl

when one shits in someone elses mouth and stirrs it with his dick.

Mark got a mulchen bowl from Nic, and now his teeth are brown.

by Jdawg/Jmoney February 17, 2007

Ralph Malph

the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.

Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009