Muller

A hairy man, with a small penis, and a giant personality that suffers from gout.

Woah, that mate over there looks like a Muller check out his limp. / woah check out that werewolf he’s probably a Muller.

by Christianx8a March 8, 2024

Mullering

The act of taking 2 tabs of acid and raping someone, most likely a female.

This 20 year old Austrian dude is mullering me.

by cockandballs2 June 19, 2025

muller viljoen

a monkey with a absolute donkey cock its a 7 incher chode absolutely incredible

wow is that muller viljoen his cock is huge!!!!!!!

by nihfueglklsl/fgfbdogovcwwofwq December 6, 2024

Mullered

Becoming confused by even the simplest of inquires.

I just asked Bob & he got all Mullered.

by JayInNJ July 24, 2019

Ms. Muller

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed

Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude

by skinnydoodle May 30, 2018

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 4, 2022