Definitions by fugo

mulling 

The act of digging up a dead person (normally female) and lining up the body with the gravestone. A friend then jumps on the dead body, while you line up your mouth with the dead body's genitals. The act of the liquid being squirted into your mouth is 'mulling'. It is normally assumed the person consuming the 'mull' is either a necrophiliac or at least gains sexual gratification from the act. The ideal time for this act is approximately 4 weeks after death.

Get your shovel, its mulling time!

Cor blimey, that one was so ripe she mulled all over my face!

mulling by fugo September 3, 2008

mulling 

The act of digging up a dead person (normally female) and lining up the body with the gravestone. A friend then jumps on the dead body, while you line up your mouth with the dead body's genitals. The act of the liquid being squirted into your mouth is 'mulling'. It is normally assumed the person consuming the 'mull' is either a necrophiliac or at least gains sexual gratification from the act. The ideal time for this act is approximately 4 weeks after death.

"Get your shovel, its mulling time!"

"Cor blimey, that one was so ripe she mulled all over my face!"

mulling by fugo August 29, 2008