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mulling

The act of digging up a dead person (normally female) and lining up the body with the gravestone. A friend then jumps on the dead body, while you line up your mouth with the dead body's genitals. The act of the liquid being squirted into your mouth is 'mulling'. It is normally assumed the person consuming the 'mull' is either a necrophiliac or at least gains sexual gratification from the act. The ideal time for this act is approximately 4 weeks after death.
Get your shovel, its mulling time!

Cor blimey, that one was so ripe she mulled all over my face!
by fugo September 3, 2008
mugGet the mullingmug.

mulling

The act of digging up a dead person (normally female) and lining up the body with the gravestone. A friend then jumps on the dead body, while you line up your mouth with the dead body's genitals. The act of the liquid being squirted into your mouth is 'mulling'. It is normally assumed the person consuming the 'mull' is either a necrophiliac or at least gains sexual gratification from the act. The ideal time for this act is approximately 4 weeks after death.
"Get your shovel, its mulling time!"

"Cor blimey, that one was so ripe she mulled all over my face!"
by fugo August 29, 2008
mugGet the mullingmug.

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