MUFFS

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.

"OMG Im so ill and tired and blah blah blah...."

"MUFFS you twat!!!"

by damon rosco December 22, 2010

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Collin Muffy

A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.

This kid is a Collin Muffy !
exapmle 2: Bro that one kid is a muffy

by Mrs. Flanigan September 23, 2020

Muffs

The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.

A Muffs a day keeps the doctor away.

All you need is Muffs.

Awesomeness is Muffsness.

by JollyRoger84 June 28, 2010

ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

muffy

A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen

Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.

by vogelicious May 17, 2007

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008