Part Time Muff Diver

A girl who gives oral pleasure to another girl, part time. The rest of the time she is having her own muff dived.

Hannah is a part time muff diver, the rest of the time her muff is been dove in to.

by Ben6464 October 9, 2006

muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 22, 2010

muff diver

where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

by Juma Jai February 13, 2007

muff diver

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

it's a great day for muff diving

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

muffiger

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

by Ilya69 March 28, 2008

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006

muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008