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Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.
by A. Quick August 28, 2007
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Mozart

A composer/pianist who arguably wrote some of the greatest music of all time. Mozart was neither popular nor rich during his lifetime. In fact, Mozart was extremely poor and could hardly afford food for himself, his wife, and his two children. Mozart was virtually starved at the time of his death, he may have lived longer had he more money to afford food and good living conditions.
It is not known where Mozart is buried because he did not have enough money left for his family to buy him a proper burial. It is assumed that he was buried in a mass grave for paupers. Sadly, many composers, painters, and playwrights died unpopular and relatively poor and have only received fame and glory far after their deaths.
Johnny: Mozart was a genius musician who lived rich, died young, and wrote the best music ever.

Hans: He most certainly did not live rich, and to say that he wrote the best music ever is completely opinionated and debatable.

Johnny: Oh sorry, I'll go back to kindergarten now.

Hans: Ok good, I'll be over at Julliard if you need anything else.
by Whyarepeoplestupid? March 18, 2009
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Molzarting

The act of driving your car recklessly, having your car sideways , burnouts snakies doughnuts ect.
rake was driving his car at high speeds and took a corner to sharp and had the car sideways before straightening up, he was molzarting
by Adrian rickard September 15, 2009
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Mozarted

When a guy makes a girl's loose pussy his own personal piano. A girl fingered with four or more fingers.
He mozarted her so good she sang symphony number9
by Katie Cobblepot Penguin July 14, 2010
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Mozart

To be extremely drunk. So named in honor of the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who spent extended periods of time composing music while feverishly intoxicated.
Dude #1: "Dude, you were effin' Mozart last night."

Dude #2: "Yeah, I heard I composed all over Drew's van..."
by RHH January 26, 2009
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Mozzarella Man

If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.
Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man
by MozzarellaMan December 1, 2013
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mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016
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