Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1:
What the fuck man! You are a real
piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up
sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.