Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Morpheusing

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 4, 2005

Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008

morpheus

for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?

still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!

by my name? take a guess... December 16, 2003

morphette

A sexy girl. A human version of a smurfette. A word invented by the infamous Morph to salute the sexy female form.

She's a sexy Morphette!

by Morph December 16, 2007