Morbius

Morbius 1 is the most successful movie ever made, totalling over 156 Morbillion Dollars. Morbillion is the biggest number, even bigger than Infinity.

Morbius 1 is a box office SUCCESS. Morbius 1, after it's most recent success, will now have it's own franchise and 100 sequel movies.

No human on the planet Earth has not see this movie. No movie ever, other than more Morbius sequels will ever be greater than Morbius 1.

Morbius is the most successful movie in box office history.

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022

Mobina

a persian name for girls which apparently means clear to understand or something tooo bright that brightens everything else.but that doesnt really matter.mobina is a person with long black hair which is likely to be quite curly.her smile and black eyes can easily paralyze so watchout! DO NOT stare at her eyes for more than 3 seconds or you will face the might of the goddess of beauty!
anyway shes the most beatiful and attractive girl ever.most will find her absolutely lovely and sweet which is not surprising.thats how a godess should be!
youd wish to meet a mobina in your life.

-jeez who is that sweetheart?
+shes mobina man.dont you know anything?

by Titanlord August 17, 2018

two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

Morbius

The 2022 Marvel movie that was released to critical reception. It sold tickets and grossed money and has commonly been noted for the actors playing their roles, having a plot and being directed. By many movie-goers it has been classed as "one of the movies ever made".

A: "Hey dude, did you see Morbius?"
B: "Sure did! You know, after thinking about it, it's gotta be one of the movies I've ever seen."
A: "I know right? Jared's performance was just so performed and captured on camera."

by SnaySnay April 27, 2022

Junifer Morningsnout

mysterious individual with connections

tamera needed some professional assistance so she deliberately ran into the likes of Junifer Morningsnout

anytime i need something or someone for something grand its best to consult none other than Junifer Morningsnout

by Suswaxwrappers August 22, 2022

wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014