moose knuckle

A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.

I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.

by Jeffyboo September 15, 2008

Moose Knuckle

Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of testicles upon introduction of fabric to the crotch region. Actually very common in bald, Cherokee men, most likely to be found at your local cougar bar .

I'm trying to work Max, please put your moose knuckle away.
Moose knuckles only belong on Super Heroes.

by Fag Beard July 16, 2018

moose knuckle

Camel toe's ugly sister.

OMG! Look at that big,fat ugly moose knuckle!

by mdm_stellar October 12, 2008

moose knuckle

The cameltoe's very large cousin

"damn that girl has a huge cameltoe" no its a moose knuckle

by trever Stansell February 28, 2008

Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

by Redneck11 December 5, 2016

Moose Knuckle

Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.

Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.

by Doug Denny December 28, 2005

moose knuckle

the obese version of a camel toe. usallly refered to large woman wearing garments that don't fit properly in the crotch area. or also refered to as a front butt wedgie.

GUy 1: that girl over there looks so damn hungry!
Guy 2: howdo you know that?

Guy 1: cuz shes eating from both lips! Moose knuckle

by flabber-blabber July 20, 2011