A difficult peak to climb, Mount Moonshine is located in the treacherous Late Stage Alcoholism range. Most people don't make it to the summit. The journey up is dangerous both physically and emotionally, yet very rewarding. The few who have experienced its glory suggest getting drunk on tequila and attaining a BAC of at least .30.
Jack: "Man, I don't remember much but I think I climbed Mount Moonshine last night. It was glorious."
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
Harvey: "Dude, you blacked out and punched me in the face,pissed on me, and then started crying. What the fuck are you talking about?"
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1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
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