moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Moonshine

When you crap your pants and gag from the smell

Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine

by Zak06 May 16, 2018

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

moonshine whistler

Sunset clapper by night.

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright

by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021

manslider

Is a male who creeps in and out no detection; in and out no one gets hurt.

Hoe did Becky not know yall just had sex ? Damn bro you are a manslider for real.

by K~Nine Savage August 22, 2021

moonshade

The opposite of sunshine, while being the same, the sweet and nice coldness and comfort from being able to relax in the moons shade, a freedom of sorts that brings happiness

She is my moonshade

by papa francis October 7, 2023