moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.

by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

Moob Abuse

Abuse of the Male Boob. The Moob Abuse Association of the Male Sexuality (MAAMS)

Stop poking my moob! This is moob abuse!

by Andy - Sprinter September 6, 2008

Moob World

A place with an inordinate amount of men with moobs. Can be used to describe Wisconsin Dells, the beach, any waterpark,Burger King.....The list goes on.

-did you see any cute dudes when you went to the beach?
-Nope, all the guys there had moobs! We're living in Moob World.

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Moob'd

To slap, tickle, or place, your Moob on someone.

-That waiter just touched my shoulder with his chest.

-Dude you got Moob'd!!

-She questioned my authority last night, so I slapped her in the face while she was sleeping with my Moob!

-You moob'd her?!?

by BrosephJoseph October 24, 2012

moob grab

when one preferably a shmendrick (see shmendrick) stands comfortably behind the moober, and places there hands gently above around the mipples. After a count down of 3..2..1 they grasp the moobs as hard as they can until the moober screams oy vey.

Shmendre gave Shmenrick the best moob grab of his life.

by Shmen July 3, 2004