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a jealous dried female, out of her witness for a non- tiring love affair of a couple of lovers.
Monument, of Nancy there was down, just at the edge of the bed, stunned, when he saw that guest friends of her, were fast and seriously, inside, in love.
by man!? August 22, 2017
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national monument

The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.
Dude, this party's lame. I'm gonna sneak in to the can and leave a national monument in the bowl.
by Hugh G. Rexion July 29, 2008
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monumentorious

1. The combination of monumentous and glorious.
2. A big deal used to over emphasis a situation.
The crowd cheered for this monumentorious moment, never before had anyone broken a record in such a manner.
by Riely Alcatraz June 25, 2008
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Monuments

1). Plural for "monument," a type of structure that was explicitly created to commemorate a person or event, or which has become relevant to a social group as a part of their remembrance of historic times or cultural heritage, due to its artistic, historical, political, technical or architectural importance.
2). A British progressive metal band formed in 2007. Consists of guitarist, co-founder, and sole continuous member John Browne, drummer and sampler Mike Malyan, vocalist Andy Cizek, and bassist Werner Erkelens.
1). Constanța Casino is an example of a historical monument. And yes, it was a casino.
2). An example of what Monuments has in stock is the song "Nefarious."
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monumentalmemes

The one guy on IFunny who posts fucking amazing memes and videos
Damn this meme gets me every fucking time FuckMeInTheAss MonumentalMemes
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Momentus space

This means Momentus space the space of momentus
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Monument

Monument, CO:

-middle-aged white parents who work in obscure jobs & somehow make bank
-elderly retirees who won't pay taxes
-people on Nextdoor who will pull a gun on u for not having ur dog on a leash
-rich white kids who think they're in gangs
-Air Force cadets
-stoners

-sophomore girls who should be in psych wards
-pedophile teachers & coaches
-rich white girls who think they're quirky for wearing drug rugs once a month
-male athletes on C team that are convinced they're going D1
-19 year old drug-dealers who try to impregnate freshmen
-hockey billet boys who think its fun to break girls hearts
-stuck up Monument Academy kids
-skaters
-people who think they can fight
-Confederate flags on trucks in school parking lots

If you mention diversity to a kid they’ll probably ask if ur talking about variety of weed strains. School admin preach mental health awareness & will host assemblies where some motivational speaker comes in, plays a random instrument, cracks some jokes, & tells kids not to kill themselves. But when a student’s actually struggling the school is quick to tell them online school is a better option for them so they don’t have to deal with real problems or have blood on their hands when kids kill themselves.
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We have 2 high schools- PRHS (daddys money school) and LPHS (the coke school). Both have drug problems and little school spirit unless STUCO is screaming in ur face. Football games consist of freshman putting dots on their face & people sitting under the hand warmers in the bathrooms at Don Breese stadium to not freeze their asses off. @ every single dance it’s pointless to blur at the n-word in songs because you already know the white kids are gonna scream it anyways.

In Monument the most common pastimes for teenagers are driving illegally, smoking, drinking, hooking up, & breaking curfew to do thrilling things going to Walmart.

Our town has money. We have thriving restaurants & businesses. We have schools that are extremely academically, artistically, & athletically successful on the surface. We have beautiful landmarks & cool wildlife everywhere. Our town has so much potential. So maybe we need to step back & take responsibility for ourselves & our peers & make a change.
by yeehawz May 24, 2020
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