menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Menstraversery

The useless one month anniversery that women have an obsession with.

"So your one month anniversery with Jane is coming up"
"Oh shit, it is?"
"Uh.. yeah. What are you planning for the menstraversery?"

by BlowJay January 17, 2008

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003