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Monk Life

A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.

John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.

Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
by gghoods24 October 26, 2010
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Return To Monke

A process in which you return to the perfect state of being, you return to monke.
by Friend 166 January 12, 2021
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Monkees

The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004
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Monguin

A Monguin is a retarded penguin
Look at that monguin over there. He's stuck on that ice floe.

or

Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham

or

Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
by arseblog2 September 24, 2010
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monke

am monke where banana

reject humanity return to monke

and then theres chunky
hes dead
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Le monke

Person 1: have you heard of le monke

Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky
by Big boi 890101 September 28, 2019
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thelonious monk

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.
by jazzwise November 21, 2009
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