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MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun
Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit
by David November 23, 2002
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MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.
EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted
by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009
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monkepoofus

hi there , my little monkepoofus
by Jeffrotull October 5, 2006
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monkeykong

The original name of donkeykong.
some moron in japan made a spelling mistake when shipping the game to the U.S. Thats how that crazy gorilla we all know and love got the name donkeykong.
by MR. † October 26, 2003
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suck monkeyhole

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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monkeyboxer

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.
by JonathanChance June 28, 2003
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monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.
Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!
by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010
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