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Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009
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douche monkey

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
by John Shmigma May 13, 2005
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double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!
by Sam Steine November 20, 2003
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where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
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douche monkey

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person
Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.
by Rap Master G December 30, 2004
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Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)
Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!
by One- Knighter August 24, 2008
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Dope Monkey

Since the Monkey is thee most awesome animal in the world and Dope means cool or awesome. Dope Monkey is the best compliment you can give anything
Dude you ever heard Blink 182 that band is seriously Dope Monkey
by Bitterdulce January 29, 2009
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