Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
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After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
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the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
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that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
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That douche monkey raped a cat.
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