Monday Dreamers

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022

reg monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.

by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020

Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019

monkey nigga

A monkey nigga is a wild ass, loud ass, no self control ass nigga, who always ruins the moment. Probably ruin the chances of you getting buns cause you brought him along with you to meet some females. (All grown ass women should hate monkey niggas)

Tell that monkey nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP

by i<3pussy1996 April 1, 2015

MonJay

The first day of the week dedicated to Jay Park by his fans. It is the day in which Jay uploads new videos of covers on his Youtube channel. Every MonJay is like a HOLIDAY to fans whether it be Valentine s Day (with his self-written rap love confessions); Mother/Father's Day (with mom and dad fans watching their son Jay sing and follow his dream); Thanksgiving (with fans and Jay expressing their thanks for having each other); Christmas (with a video that reaches Top 10 on Youtube s Most Viewed); Martin Luther King Jr Day (with Jay s motto of Love & Respect ); and even Halloween (with his dark and questionably fashionable sunglasses). Fans gather on the World Wide Web to honor and spazz about Jay's awesomeness.

1.Fan at school: "Happy MonJay! :D"
Peer at school: "What..."
"It's MONJAY!"
2. "They got (nothing on youuuu) baby~ because you're the (best i've ever had) and (I can't take my eyes off of you) so let me make your (bedrock) and I promise to stop (fooling around). (Whatcha say)????"

by jayparknet May 29, 2010