Poo Monger 

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

Poo Monger by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

Post-Monger by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

Peen Monger 

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

Peen Monger by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

hate monger 

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

hate monger by Jesus March 9, 2004

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

felch monger by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

Skeet-monger 

One who enjoys accumulating skeet

That woman's been collecting skeet like a skeet-monger.

Skeet-monger by M Plops December 6, 2005

Chode Monger 

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

Chode Monger by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010