Mokology

This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.

Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?

Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.

Bro 1: What course do you want to take?

Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.

Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.

by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020

monolog

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

modulo

An extenuating circumstance that may affect one's direct plans.

I want to go to the movies tonight... modulo that work I may or may not have to do.

by mwicked April 15, 2009

Mordology

The study of the creatures of Mordor, only a select few today are granted this title, Tolkien was among them.

Me:I wish I were an expert in Mordology...
Me:Wow... What happened last night?

by SushiMan May 24, 2008

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

mofoloaf

A mofo that bakes bread.

The baker is a mofoloaf.

by Sherry & Tiara November 22, 2003