The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

monocrow

weird ass bird mf from sdra2

person 1: hey do you know who monocrow is?
person 2: yeah that fucking bird thing from sdra2

by mikado sannoji supremacy March 8, 2021

monoceps

When a guy has no abs whatsoever and is more or less fat in that particular area, he refers to his stomach as a monoceps, similar to stealth abs

John : Dude you should stop eating so much burgers and start working out, your stomach is really getting fat.
Mark : Oh come on youre just jealous of my monoceps.

by pooftwiggy February 24, 2010

modoch

When a man wraps his foreskin around another mans penis

Dave and justin love to modoch

Brett was caugh modcohing the other day by Daniel

by g1a2b3b4a5 January 28, 2009

monochromatic

Consisting of one color or hue (or race). Used by liberal elites like the NY Times to deride communities that are racially homogeneous, whether or not that was by design, coincidence, organic growth, or ethnic clensing. This is a tacit accusation of racism towards those residents. It also puts a halo on New Yorkers who ride on mixed race subways while residing in racial, economic, religious, ethnically pure enclaves fiercely guarded by co-op boards.

The housing developments of Alpharetta, Georgia are largely monocromatic.

by Nick Mass June 7, 2005

monochromon

A large, champion-level dinosaur-like digimon that appears in one of the early episodes of Series 1, Digimon Adventure.

Attacks include: Volcanic strike, Slamming attack, Big blaze, Guardian tusk

Its name probably derives from the word "monochrome" which means black and white.

T.K (Ishida Takeru): Don't let the monochromon bite!
Sora (Takenouchi Sora): Thanks for reminding me T.K...

by Eddy ffitch January 16, 2008

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009