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Moist Bitch

That dude is acting like a moist bitch.
by Philatron73 October 3, 2018
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Moistbrevity

Coined by a reddit user of the same name unknowingly in a post. Can be a bit subjective, but denotes a clear definition of a situation. A tangible, near physical importance to a thing or situation.
"The moistbrevity of this opportunity is just too much to let it be lost in the void"
by SomeRandomRedditLurker December 1, 2019
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moist and garrulous

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006
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Moist Nugget

The Mosin-Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine fed, military rifle that was used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various Eastern bloc nations. Also known as the Three-Line Rifle (Трёхлинейная винтовка, ISO 9: Trëhlinejnaâ vintovka), it was the first to use the 7.62x54mmR cartridge. As a front-line rifle, the Mosin-Nagant served in various forms from 1891 until the 1960s in many Eastern European nations, when the sniper rifle variant was replaced by the SVD (Снайперская винтовка Драгунова, ISO 9: Snajperskaâ vintovka Dragunova). The Mosin-Nagant is still used in many conflicts due to its ruggedness and the vast number produced during World War II.
Dude, the Moist Nuggets at the gun store are on sale, 10 for 300 dollars!
by Lulzmacher August 5, 2008
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big moist

An incredibley gurthy man whom you wouldn't expect to pack such a dong
"Hey did you hear Nate is a big moist?" "Yeah! Who would've thought?"
by Doomski January 9, 2017
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moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.
Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."
by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009
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moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.
My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
by Coco Sean August 3, 2017
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